If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? - Steven Wright
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. - Abraham Lincoln
If you want to reduce the rats, use the cats! If you want to reduce the fools, use the books! - Mehmet Murat ildan
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Sir Winston Churchill
Books understand me, but humans don't understand me. They are bad friends books are forever as well as computer's and Tv and everything else which doesn't have soul. Although that dogs and cats and many other animals are quite interesting friends. - Deyth Banger
If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats. - Eugen Weber
My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog! - Greg Curtis
We need cats to need us. It unnerves us that they do not. However, if they do not need us, they nonetheless seem to love us. - Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. - Paula Poundstone
At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.
There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling. - Douglas Adams
I don't want Church to be like all those dead pets! she burst out, suddenly tearful and furious. I don't want Church to ever be dead! He's my cat! He's not God's cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine! - Stephen King
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. - Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture. - Jacquelyn Mitchard
The golden rule of cats that governs all relationships we have with people: you scratch my back, you scratch my back.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. - Jeff Valdez
See it was like this when we waltz into this place.A couple of papish cats is doing an Aztec two-stepAnd I says Dad let's cutbut then this dame comes up behind me see and says you and me could really existWow I says Only the next day she has bad teeth and really hates poetry. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Who can explain life? Who can understand it? Like cats, we just do what we do. - Marty Rubin
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
And what cats have to tellon each return from hellis this: that dying is what the living do, that dying is what the loving do, and that dead dogs are those who do not knowthat dying is what, to live, each has to do. - Alastair Reid
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are a subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who has suffered from insomnia. - Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Unknown
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own. - Peter Kreeft
Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining. - Will Advise
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. - Garrison Keillor
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? - Steven Wright
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? - Eleanor H. Porter
No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens. - Abraham Lincoln
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
Children and cats are the best machines of fun! - Mehmet Murat ildan
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life — music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
Writing keeps death at bay. Every book I write is a triumph over death. ... If we did not know we’d die, we’d wander around and sleep like cats. - Ray Bradbury
Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha - Tasha Turner
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there. - Henry James
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do. - Lee Entrekin
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Once you come to terms with why you don't eat cats, dogs, monkeys, and dolphins, you will begin to understand why I don't eat cows, pigs, chickens, and lambs. - Edward Sanchez
Everything God created is good, with the possible exception of cats. - Michael Wittmer
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Andrew Schweitzer
The nature of the universe probably depends heavily on who is the actual protagonist. Lately I've been suspecting it's one of my cats. - Wil McCarthy
All cats are gray in the dark. - Benjamin Franklin
John and I noticed that whenever we talked about our children Wystan reached for his cats. - Thekla Clark
Copy cats may seem good at what they are doing, but they will never find a spot at the top. - Cyc Jouzy
I never get writer's block. My secret...I have purring cats in surround sound while I write...best white noise on the planet." R.Rose when asked how she deals with writer's block. - R. Rose
(about cats) They also resist our calls to come, to move, to obey, to present themselves, to do all the things that dogs do so easily. This drives some people crazy. Cats do not even care what drives us crazy! - Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. - Abraham Lincoln
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Cats and books are my universe. Both are infinitely fascinating and full of mystery. - Rai Aren
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston S. Churchill
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. - Robertson Davies
Cats like keyboards, people like to explore and to discover new mysteries. - Deyth Banger