Quotation Explorer - 'Cats'

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
John and I noticed that whenever we talked about our children Wystan reached for his cats. - Thekla Clark
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer. - Paula Poundstone
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. - Garrison Keillor
I don't want Church to be like all those dead pets! she burst out, suddenly tearful and furious. I don't want Church to ever be dead! He's my cat! He's not God's cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine! - Stephen King
My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog! - Greg Curtis
I never get writer's block. My secret...I have purring cats in surround sound while I write...best white noise on the planet." R.Rose when asked how she deals with writer's block. - R. Rose
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are a subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who has suffered from insomnia. - Joseph Wood Krutch
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. - Abraham Lincoln
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Andrew Schweitzer
Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own. - Peter Kreeft
Copy cats may seem good at what they are doing, but they will never find a spot at the top. - Cyc Jouzy
Books understand me, but humans don't understand me. They are bad friends books are forever as well as computer's and Tv and everything else which doesn't have soul. Although that dogs and cats and many other animals are quite interesting friends. - Deyth Banger
The golden rule of cats that governs all relationships we have with people: you scratch my back, you scratch my back.
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. - Abraham Lincoln
Who can explain life? Who can understand it? Like cats, we just do what we do. - Marty Rubin
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Unknown
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. - Joseph Wood Krutch
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture. - Jacquelyn Mitchard
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Once you come to terms with why you don't eat cats, dogs, monkeys, and dolphins, you will begin to understand why I don't eat cows, pigs, chickens, and lambs. - Edward Sanchez
Cats and monkeys; monkeys and cats; all human life is there. - Henry James
See it was like this when we waltz into this place.A couple of papish cats is doing an Aztec two-stepAnd I says Dad let's cutbut then this dame comes up behind me see and says you and me could really existWow I says Only the next day she has bad teeth and really hates poetry. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Writing keeps death at bay. Every book I write is a triumph over death. ... If we did not know we’d die, we’d wander around and sleep like cats. - Ray Bradbury
If you want to reduce the rats, use the cats! If you want to reduce the fools, use the books! - Mehmet Murat ildan
There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling. - Douglas Adams
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. - Jeff Valdez
We need cats to need us. It unnerves us that they do not. However, if they do not need us, they nonetheless seem to love us. - Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
(about cats) They also resist our calls to come, to move, to obey, to present themselves, to do all the things that dogs do so easily. This drives some people crazy. Cats do not even care what drives us crazy! - Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
The nature of the universe probably depends heavily on who is the actual protagonist. Lately I've been suspecting it's one of my cats. - Wil McCarthy
Children and cats are the best machines of fun! - Mehmet Murat ildan
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? - Steven Wright
Cats like keyboards, people like to explore and to discover new mysteries. - Deyth Banger
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
Cats and books are my universe. Both are infinitely fascinating and full of mystery. - Rai Aren
If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats. - Eugen Weber
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. - Robertson Davies
And what cats have to tellon each return from hellis this: that dying is what the living do, that dying is what the loving do, and that dead dogs are those who do not knowthat dying is what, to live, each has to do. - Alastair Reid
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? - Eleanor H. Porter
No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens. - Abraham Lincoln
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do. - Lee Entrekin
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
There are two means of refuge from the misery of life music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha - Tasha Turner
All cats are gray in the dark. - Benjamin Franklin
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston S. Churchill
Everything God created is good, with the possible exception of cats. - Michael Wittmer
Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining. - Will Advise
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Sir Winston Churchill
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? - Steven Wright
At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.
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