There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling. - Douglas Adams
If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. - Matt Groening
My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM A CHIHUAHUA!" -- Skippyjon Jones (In his very best Spanish accent) - Judy Schachner
Success and perseverance are Siamese twins: where one goes the other follows. - Matshona Dhliwayo