Quotation Explorer - 'Pumpkins'

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them. - Jack Handey
Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes. - Harland Williams
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