Anytime you meditate, some electric jerks occur in your thigh...the symbol of premonition of an unpleasant event that has happened or will take place in future. - Michael Bassey Johnson
It's not that [writers] are pompous jerks. We are insecure. We feel like we're fading away in this vast sea of scriveners. - William Browning Spencer
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic. - Kilgore Trout
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.
Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reasonable versus the jerks. - Jimmy Wales
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. - Bill Watterson
Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person. - Karen Salmansohn
This particular strand of feminism is characterized by two tenets: 1. men are jerks, and 2. women should strive by all means to become like them. - Douglas Wilson
Jerks aren't heartbreakers there just fools with good taste. - Sarah Enchanted
Many folks describe arrogant people as jerks, idiots, creeps, and much worse. A person that treats you like you are stupid and says the only right way is their way – even when it clearly is not – is arrogant. They try to make up for their own lack of confidence by hammering away at others. - Stephen Richards
Maybe the internet raised us, or maybe people are jerks. - Lorde
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? - Homer Simpson