On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic. - Kilgore Trout
Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reasonable versus the jerks. - Jimmy Wales
In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks. - Bill Watterson
It's not that [writers] are pompous jerks. We are insecure. We feel like we're fading away in this vast sea of scriveners. - William Browning Spencer
Many folks describe arrogant people as jerks, idiots, creeps, and much worse. A person that treats you like you are stupid and says the only right way is their way – even when it clearly is not – is arrogant. They try to make up for their own lack of confidence by hammering away at others. - Stephen Richards
Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person. - Karen Salmansohn
Anytime you meditate, some electric jerks occur in your thigh...the symbol of premonition of an unpleasant event that has happened or will take place in future. - Michael Bassey Johnson
This particular strand of feminism is characterized by two tenets: 1. men are jerks, and 2. women should strive by all means to become like them. - Douglas Wilson
Jerks aren't heartbreakers there just fools with good taste. - Sarah Enchanted
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? - Homer Simpson
Maybe the internet raised us, or maybe people are jerks. - Lorde
There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.