I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory. - Augusten Burroughs
BACCHUS, n. A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. Is public worship, then, a sin, That for devotions paid to Bacchus The lictors dare to run us in, And resolutely thump and whack us? Jorace - Ambrose Bierce
Yes Madame, I am drunk but you are ugly and tomorrow I'll be sober.
Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, You're drunk! Winston Churchill: Yes, and you Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober.
When it comes to taking chances, some people like to play poker or shoot dice; other people prefer to parachute jump, go rhino hunting, or climb ice floes, while still others engage in crime or marriage. But I like to get drunk and drive like a fool. - P. J. O'Rourke
Statistics are like a drunk with a lampost: used more for support than illumination. - Sir Winston Churchill
You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Joe E. Lewis
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts. - Morgan C. Thomas
Live with boldness! Get drunk with all of the beauty of life. - Debasish Mridha
He could add something to the list of things you weren't supposed to do. Don't get hurt, don't get dirty, don't get drunk, don't get scared, don't count on it. You ended up doing all of them. - Virginia Euwer Wolff
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. - Carroll Bryant
Those suffering from terminal falsehood seek out each other, like a drunk seeks out a wall so that he doesn't fall down. - Stefan Molyneux
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it, and that a very severe one.
When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. - Matt Groening
Never forget to stop and drink the beauty of roses to get drunk for a few moments of life. - Debasish Mridha
Life is magical when you are drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha M.D.
That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that? - Warren Ellis
Get drunk with love!! - Debasish Mridha
I was drunk but not drunk enough to say what I wanted, that we don't live our lives so much as come to them, as different people and things collect mysteriously around us. - Michael Byer
Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments. - Randy K. Milholland
Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you're drunk on my love. - C.J. Carlyon
Thus many a melody passed to and fro between the two nightingales, drunk with their passion. Those who heard them listened in delight, and so similar were the two voices that they sounded like a single chant. Born of pain and longing, their song had the power to break the unhappiness of the world. - Nizami Ganjavi
Don't drive a car in the dream, else you won't drive it on earth. Don't wish to become, else you won't become. Don't associate with fools, else your ancestors will be insulted. Don't be addicted to wine, else your pocket will be empty. Don't be drunk, else you'll be attacked. - Michael Bassey Johnson
Men get drunk and boast, or they get religion and repent. - Ellen O' Connell
May this night come wearing drunk cloak of love, carrying passionate desires, and intoxication of love! Tonight, may I get so drunk in love that I do not see any dreams! - Suman Pokhrel
more money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila - Maria Lima
I want to die.I want die by drowning in love.I want to die by becoming drunk, by drinking the pure wine of love.I want to die in an accident, By falling in love andbreaking my heart. I want to die by losing in the game of love. - Debasish Mridha
There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk. - Tom Waits
I have never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before. - Ellen DeGeneres
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him. - W. Somerset Maugham
If tears were liquor, I'd have drunk myself sick. - Mark Lanegan
A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. - Jim Bishop
Science is a bit like the joke about the drunk who is looking under a lamppost for a key that he has lost on the other side of the street, because that's where the light is. It has no other choice. - Noam Chomsky
I don’t know why I told you all those things, but I did. Maybe it was because I’m a drunk, and sometimes drunks like to confess. - Steven Ramirez Dead Is All You Get
She didn't want to have anything to do with the party. She was tired of feeling like she didn't fit in, but she didn't want to go home, either, because she was a tired of being lonely and she was a little drunk. - Candace Bushnell
I drink love just to get drunk. - Debasish Mridha
You meet a new guy, analyze him, not good for marriage, not good for a relationship, not good for fucking, maybe excepting the very drunk mood, so, conclusion: this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Irina Bors
Nurture the inside burn, for that is the key to your bliss,Bestow ecstasy to the neighbouring, get drunk in your freedom.Waltz away to life’s symphony, Breathe Free. - Kitty Jose
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other. - William T. Sherman
We live in the hope that life will be different. Just a little more substance perhaps in the intrinsic frailty of the days. Such resignation frightens me. Between gunshots I get drunk. In secret, all knowledge becomes anxiety. - Floriano Martins
Generally speaking, I resolve to change my life on average maybe thirty to forty times a week, usually at about two a.m, drunk, ore early the next morning, hungover. - David Nicholls
Success is a drink you enjoy on the journey towards happiness. Risk is, you could get drunk! - Amit Chatterjee
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it. - Hannah More
Forget happiness; I would rather be drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha
- Why'd you even think I'd read your diploma before, during, or after buying 10 copies of it in an all-you-can-drink online bar? - If I could drink what I read, I'd probably still be drunk on Joyce's Ulysses. I should've chased it with a racer.- and Jarod Kintz - Stefan D
You were like fine wine, but cheap wine gets you drunk faster. - Dominic Riccitello
i also say you can tell your true friends, by the ones who put a bucket by your bed when your drunk and going to be sick - (my quote - so proud) - J. Yates
I had drunk much wine and afterward coffee and Strega and I explained, winefully, how we did not do the things we wanted to do; we never did such things. - Ernest Hemingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
Men may make progress, but man never changes. Man loves power and money. No matter the skin color, religion or income level. These symbols of our nation make men drunk with power, who then justify their lust for more by claiming they are public servants. - Glenn Beck
I am drunk with love; love is my drug.I am the rain and love is my earth. - Debasish Mridha
A good book is always on tap; it may be decanted and drunk a hundred times, and it is still there for further imbibement. - Holbrook Jackson
I incessantly look for water in wells dug by men, and I have drunk enough sand to prove it. - Craig D. Lounsbrough
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. - Isaac Asimov
He stood in rain and the storm, watching a demon with his face standing and laughing at him on a chariot run by drunk horses. The storm threw dust into his eyes, while the demon unleashed the horses one after the other at him. - Akshay Vasu
I am the love.I am drowning in your love.I am drunk with your love.I am a dumb for your love.I am crazy about your love. I dream at night about love.I know that you're my love, but I forgot how to lovebecause I become the love. - Debasish Mridha
And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, "Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful! - Charles Baudelaire
Had I known that coffee could taste so good, I would have gotten drunk on it every day. - Rabih Alameddine
One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk. - Charles Baudelaire
When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. - Johnny Depp
I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something. - Jim Morrison
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. - Charles Darwin
Forget to smoke and drink alcohol. Start drinking the morning sunshine, pure breeze, and unconditional love. It is a much better way to get drunk. - Debasish Mridha
And in the end, we were all just humans.. drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness. - F. Scott Fitzgerald
Get drunk by drinking the magical beauty and tranquil tonic of nature; get lost in the wilderness. - Debasish Mridha
Let’s be drunk with love and fly - Debasish Mridha
He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom. - P.G. Wodehouse
To enjoy the magnificence of life, drink every drop of life and get drunk. - Debasish Mridha
Soon enough the tears came but of course nobody came down to see if she was all right, it was just the slut in the kitchen who'd ruined their lives, getting drunk of neat gin and howling for her lost lunatic offer. - Patrick McGrath
The truth is Christmas evolved from the Roman holiday Saturnalia, a winter festival where men gave gifts to each other. They also would get drunk, have sex with each other and beat their wives - Huey Freeman The Boondocks
My mother once said that having a small child is like having a permanently drunk houseguest. - Moira Hodgson
Three people I take their words with a grain of salt: a person in love, a drunk and an insurance agent. They never really mean exactly what they say. - E. Obeng-Amoako Edmonds
There is communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk. - M.F.K. Fisher
All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptable. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted. - Frank Herbert
Never had she let herself go in this way with another body, and never had another body let itself go with her in this way. Her lover could play with her belly, but he had never lived in there; he could touch her breast, but he never drunk from it. - Milan Kundera
A terrorist is the most foolish and naïve. He is drunk with fixed false beliefs that killing his neighbors will result in going to heaven. - Debasish Mridha
For the others, like me, there is only the flashOf negative knowledge, the night when, drunk, oneStaggers to the bathroom and stares in the glassTo meet one’s madness - W. H. Auden
98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Let your imagination fly.Let your spirit shine in the sky.Let stars brighten your eye.Let’s be drunk with love and fly - Debasish Mridha
Ya got cigarettes? she asks. Yes, I say,I got cigarettes. Matches? she asks.Enough to burn Rome. Whiskey?Enough whiskey for a Mississippi River of pain. You drunk? Not yet. - Charles Bukowski
Drink love endlessly and get drunk. - Debasish Mridha
I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again. - Charles Bukowski
I am drunk with love and afraid of nothing.I am melting like happiness, enjoying everything. - Debasish Mridha
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway
If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall,people will think you're drunk. - Conan O'Brien
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. - George Burns
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. - Charlie Chaplin
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night? - David Wood
No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap. - Thomas Jefferson
"My country, right or wrong," is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, "My mother, drunk or sober." - G. K. Chesterton
Words are drunk, the writer is sober;Priests are cruel, the butcher is noble. - Siddharth Bhatnagar
But, deep in her heart she knew more than what the words read or heard seemed to say. She knew that every letter in every word in every war bulletin was, somewhere, first written in blood of men, of human beings, who had once smiled and sung songs, eaten, drunk, slept and loved. - Kate Seredy
Work like it is your passion, vision, and mission. Love like you are drunk with love without intermission. - Debasish Mridha
All romantics meet the same fate someday. Cynical and drunk and boring someone in some dark cafe.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication. - Lord Byron
I am lover of words... I am wickedly drunk with the magic of words... the poetic nature whispers through and to my very heart and soul. - Jennifer Hillman
I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. - Santosh Kalwar
And the next time I reach for my pen,it won’t be to write about you again.The sun will feel warm on my skin once more,and I will get drunk on the colors of the skyinstead of tasting hangovers dripping from strangers’ lips. - Sade Andria Zabala