Money is my drug of choice--and you can't make money if you're always stoned or high. (Twila Taunton in Redneck P.I.) - Trish Jackson
I do not wish to live in a society where you are stoned for adultery. I prefer to live in a society where we get stoned first, and then commit adultery. - Ibn Warraq
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen
I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole room full of drunk, stoned people to actually wake up and think, you're doing something. - Jim Morrison
I guarantee you it's not the stoned kids that are shooting everyone. They don't have time to like buy ammo. A little bit busy looking up the Domino's number in the phone book for, like, the fiftieth time.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death. - Joan D. Vinge