Today’s tangents will become tomorrow’s arcs, and unforeseen connections will tie up your loose ends in a way that will make you want to slap your head and holler at your accidental brilliance. - Chris Baty
She could not bear to look at him just now. If she did, she might well slap him again. Or cry. Or kiss him. And never know which was right and which was wrong and which was madness. - George R.R. Martin
Lord, Give me the strength not to bitch slap this woman. - J.D. Robb
I was either still dreaming or I had entered an alternate reality where I was a flippin' insane person. I doubted I had entered an alternate reality and a quick slap to my own face proved I wasn't still dreaming. -Sage Hannigan, Contingency - P.S. Martinez
Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'. - Richelle E. Goodrich
Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments. - Randy K. Milholland
A slap from an angel will make you wiserthan a kiss from the devil. - Matshona Dhliwayo
Depression is very real. It'll back you into a dark room, slap you across the face, spit in your eyes, scream in your ears, and punch you in the gut - Until you give in. - Anonymous
Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man. - Daenerys Targaryen - George R.R. Martin
A man who smiles when he falls gives the Devil a good slap! - Mehmet Murat ildan
When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face. - Cristian L. Martinez
Honesty: what a refreshing slap in the face it is. - T. M. Brenner
Next time I want to do something nice, slap me. - Simone Elkeles
I chew the inside of my lip, considering for a second what it would be like to slap this skinny little witch right across her tight-lipped little face. ~Kelly about Suni - Bill Blais
Even Adam Smith's "invisible hand" occasionally needs a slap on the wrist. - Bill Mech
Don't come closer to me at any time without make-up. I may slap and make you feel the taste of death. - Jeevagan Nagarajan