I bet you've seen the fundamentalist bumper sticker that says, "God said it! I believe it! That settles it!" It must be a typo because what the driver really means is, "I said it! God believes it! That settles it! - Robert M. Price
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. - Charles M. Schulz
Washington DC is the only place in America where people put bumper stickers on their cars the day *after* the election.
Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'. - Richelle E. Goodrich