The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage. - H. L. Mencken
If monkey became a man, then a man can become a hero. - Amit Kalantri
Geniuses and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else; they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers. - Robert A. Heinlein
If you accept working for 'peanuts' don't complain when you're treated like a monkey. - Rob Liano
MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees. - Ambrose Bierce
Whenever someone shares a thought that says ‘Follow your heart but take your brain with you’, it just reminds about the childhood story in which a monkey applies his brain to misguide the crocodile by saying that he has kept his heart on the tree. - Anuj Somany
Finding the stewardess, Bly asked her about the monkey. The stewardess replied drily, "We have met." Bly was now alarmed to see that the stewardess's arm was bandaged from wrist to shoulder."What did you do?" she asked. "I did nothing but scream," the stewardess replied; "the monkey did the rest. - Matthew Goodman
An ant can't make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible without fist. - Mehmet Murat ildan
The monkey body has carried us to this moment of release, but we are coming more and more to exist in a world made by the human imagination. - Terence McKenna
If you see that you are a bundle of memories and words, the restless monkey comes to an end. - Krishnamurti
As I said earlier it is most surprising that the kingdom of then world should have come under the sway of a species of monkey, and there is reason to suppose that there were other claimants to the throne. ("The Shadmock") - R. Chetwynd-Hayes
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. - Sir Winston Churchill
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. - Charles Darwin
One dies only if he's not anymore in the hearts and minds of those who know him. - Monkey D. Luffy - Eiichiro Oda
I furnished the body that was needed to sit in the defendant's chair.[Explaining his role in the Scopes Monkey Trial.] - John T. Scopes
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain
...Anand, look at the back of my hands. No hair. The sign of an advanced race, boy. And look at yours. No hair either. But you never know. With some of your mother's bad blood flowing in your veins you could wake up one morning and find yourself hairy like a monkey - V.S. Naipaul
Today religious nuts outnumber monkey nuts in the world. - Fakeer Ishavardas
Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey. - Malcolm de Chazal
I am too much alien and not enough monkey to fit in here. - Melissa St. Hilaire