Quotation Explorer - 'Bottle'

Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!
If you put a clock in a bottle, with time it will crack,as like money, as like love, as like a beautiful mind, empty of a soul. - Anthony Liccione
If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later. - Lewis Carroll
MAMMALIA, n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle. - Ambrose Bierce
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Matt Groening
Loving you is loosing my soul,I was in a lost battle, Death at my door,A dog in a backyard feels for my pain,Beer in a broken bottle wet paint and rain. - Table No. 21
You might pass by those who're stuck in the neck bottle while you are swiming in your whiskey, be kind ! - Farid F. Ibrahim
A successful man is like a bottle of wine, just gets better with age. - Habeeb Akande
Smoking’s banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body, he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer. - Jo Nesbø
Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco - Josh Stern
Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him the wine of experience, he presently found the taste of the lees rising as usual into his draught. - Henry James
As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small brown bottle in my shaving kit. - Hunter S. Thompson
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Dorothy Parker
I didn’t go to religion to make me happy. I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don’t recommend Christianity. - C.S. Lewis
A good sense of humour combined withself-distance always make the world a better place. And my hundred-year-old, Allan Karlsson, would probably add a bottle of vodka to complete the picture. - Jonas Jonasson
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
If youth was sold in a bottle of hair dye, we would all get in line. - Jan Rogers
We did musical chairs to sit with our partner. Glasses were refilled and heads bent in pairs. Looking over the table, I was suffused with affection for my friends. If you could bottle this warm feeling and turn it into words, I thought, that would be the perfect toast. - Kerry Reichs
The Destiny Of A Drunkard Is In The Bottle . - peter irabor
I wanted to become the seeker, the aroused and passionate explorer, and it was better going at it knowing nothing at all, always choosing the unmarked bottle, always choosing your own unproven method, armed with nothing but faith and a belief in astonishment. - Pat Conroy
I wish there could have been an invention that bottled up a memory, like perfume, and it never faded, never got stale. Then whenever I wanted to, I could uncork that bottle and live the memory all over again.
more money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila - Maria Lima
The next time you come to the Cookie Jar, the coffee’s on me. You could probably bottle that stuff of yours and sell it for rat poison. - Joanne Fluke
The battle with the bottle is nothing so novel. - Elvis Costello
She knew the way of things. She knew ifyou weren't always stepping lightly as a bird the wholeworld came apart to crush you. Like a house of cards.Like a bottle against stones. Like a wrist pinned hardbeneath a hand with the hot breath smell of want andwine. . . . - Patrick Rothfuss
Hit the bottom and get back up; or hit the bottle and stay down. - Anthony Liccione
By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams. - Jon Stewart
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels. - Frank Sinatra
If I could just capture each memory in a bottle the maybe you people would understand how much I've suffered, how much I've been through, but most importantly how far I have come. - Tommy Tran
Belief & Trust should be deep from mind & heart. Love is just emotional...without Belief & Trust, love is like an empty bottle. Only the outer layer will be present, the inside will be ALWAYS hollow.. - Shibin Thomas
We are all searching for love, some at the bottom of a bottle, some at the casino, some in the eyes of a new lover. The more we search outside ourselves, we more desperate we become. We suffer not because love's unavailable, but because we are not looking in the right place. - Vironika Tugaleva
You must be shapeless, formless, like water. When you pour water in a cup, it becomes the cup. When you pour water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Water can drip and it can crash. Become like water my friend. - Bruce Lee
You might pass by those who're stuck in the bottle neck while you are swimming in your whiskey, be kind ! - Farid F. Ibrahim
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. - Erma Bombeck
Some might tell you there's no hope in hand Just because they feel hopeless But you don't have to be a thing like that You be a ship in a bottle set sail - Dave Matthews Band
If I could bottle and patent logic, I'd give it away. - Andrea L'Artiste
As the wine matures in the wine bottle so doth the minds of men and woman through experience - Bradley Elis
Once we’ve savored the goodness of a hundred years until the final drop, only the fleeting memories of intoxication is left behind. Between you and me is it too much to ask for a bottle to begin with? - Xue Yun
Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I goTo heal my heart and drown my woeRain may fall, and wind may blowAnd many miles be still to goBut under a tall tree will I lieAnd let the clouds go sailing by - J.R.R. Tolkien
An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout. - Unknown
Fitness - If it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. - Cher
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