For what is evil but good tortured by its own hunger and thirst? Verily, when good is hungry is seeks food even in dark caves, and when it thirsts it drinks even of dead waters. - Kahlil Gibran
When did your flight plan become a holding pattern, always circling happiness, but never allowed to land? Distracted by in-flight movies, drinks, and snacks, until the fuel runs out. Is this really all there is? Is this what you want out of life? - John Mark Green
I would rather decline two drinks than one German adjective. - Mark Twain
Girls spilled drinks down their dresses and flicked their hair. Wishing anyone, maybe even you, would notice them... You were someone to me. - Kate Chisman
The gypsies believe the bear to be a brother to man because he has the same body beneath his hide, because he drinks beer, because he enjoys music and because he likes to dance. - Ernest Hemingway
You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. - Chelsea Handler
I never will suggest you to drink energy drinks, they taste like hell! - Deyth Banger
When Jesus said Whoever eats my flesh & drinks my blood has eternal life John 6:54 He was CLEARLY talking to Zombies & Vampires - Pablo
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
Think about your own life. Are there foods or drinks that call your name in your weakest moments—like maybe at night in front of the TV? Are there certain treats you can hardly resist when they’re in your presence? Are there goodies that you continue to eat even after you’re full? - Josh Bezoni
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks. - James Mackintosh
I drink because she nags, he said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew. - Ogden Nash
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets. - Dudley Moore
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
... it's a bad sign when someone drinks a lot and doesn't laugh. - Andrés Neuman
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! - Martin Luther
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happy hour, the long weekend, the all-inclusive island resort, the sunny beach vacation. Happiness is somewhere else, someplace with boat drinks, some secret, distant state of bliss which if they were given would bore them in minutes. - Geoffrey Wood
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
My parents had drinks and there were crudités for us- although they were not called crudités at the time, they were called carrots and celery. - Nora Ephron
Which the Chicken and Which the Egg?He drinks because she scolds, he thinks;She thinks she scolds because he drinks;And nether will admit what's true,That he's a sot and she's a shrew. - Ogden Nash
And like nectar inside the bud,my blood drinks from your blood, beloved,and starves to join the salvation in your eyes;to be understood again and again, by your nakedness and certainty, a humbleness that trickles into the crevices of my seasoned mind. - V.S. Atbay
An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do. - Dylan Thomas
Modern society drinks in streams of information while dying of wisdom thirst. - Orrin Woodward