Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour. - Mike Myers
My parents had drinks and there were crudités for us- although they were not called crudités at the time, they were called carrots and celery. - Nora Ephron
If God had created celery, it would only have two stalks, because that's the most that almost any recipe ever calls for. - skint foodie
The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me. - George Bernard Shaw