If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
Ho! Ho! Ho! To the bottle I goTo heal my heart and drown my woeRain may fall, and wind may blowAnd many miles be still to goBut under a tall tree will I lieAnd let the clouds go sailing by - J.R.R. Tolkien