I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. - Ron White
Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude. - Richelle Mead
A good sense of humour combined withself-distance always make the world a better place. And my hundred-year-old, Allan Karlsson, would probably add a bottle of vodka to complete the picture. - Jonas Jonasson
Life gave me lemons, then I met you and you had Vodka. Now my life is a party. - anmol gandhi
281dont cry, dont cry, drink vodka and fly - Lifetime
Is that vodka?' Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up from its chair in indignation. 'Excuse me, your majesty,' he squeaked, 'do you think I would give vodka to a lady? That is pure spirit! - Mihail Bulhakov
Ah! Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle!