I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. - W. C. Fields
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.
When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx
A man who withstands all stress given by his spouse and keeps mum on all major matters of his house, often stays long at the workplace because the training imparted by a wife comes handy in the service life to either endure the undue job pressure or release it on others to impress the boss. - Anuj Somany
My final word: don't follow your dreams . . . chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream! - Maureen Johnson
I can't even enjoy a blade of grass unless I know there's a subway handy, or a record store or some other sign that people do not totally regret life. It's more important to confirm the least sincere. The clouds get enough attention as it is... - Frank O'Hara
Excuses are great, they come in handy in life. Except when they come between a relationship. - lauren gould