I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.
A man who withstands all stress given by his spouse and keeps mum on all major matters of his house, often stays long at the workplace because the training imparted by a wife comes handy in the service life to either endure the undue job pressure or release it on others to impress the boss. - Anuj Somany
I can't even enjoy a blade of grass unless I know there's a subway handy, or a record store or some other sign that people do not totally regret life. It's more important to confirm the least sincere. The clouds get enough attention as it is... - Frank O'Hara
Excuses are great, they come in handy in life. Except when they come between a relationship. - lauren gould
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy. - W. C. Fields
When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx
My final word: don't follow your dreams . . . chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream! - Maureen Johnson