BEARD, n. The hair that is commonly cut off by those who justly execrate the absurd Chinese custom of shaving the head. - Ambrose Bierce
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving? - Woody Allen
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving? - Woody Allen
Winning is a lot like shaving. If you don't do it all the time, you wind up looking like a bum.
As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small brown bottle in my shaving kit. - Hunter S. Thompson