Quotation Explorer - 'Horny'

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. - Gilda Radner
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen, and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean that you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten. - Jules Feiffer
It seems to me, alas, that if you can so thoroughly dissect your children who are still to be born, you don’t get horny enough to actually to father them. - Gustave Flaubert
Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom. - Michael Bassey Johnson
A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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