It seems to me, alas, that if you can so thoroughly dissect your children who are still to be born, you don’t get horny enough to actually to father them. - Gustave Flaubert
Thinking about the bed leaves you horny, but thinking beyond the bed gives you honor, freedom and wisdom. - Michael Bassey Johnson
A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity. - Gilda Radner
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen, and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean that you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten. - Jules Feiffer