A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. - Jim Bishop
"Mac, you ever been in love?" "Marshal, I've been a bartender all my life." - Unknown
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. - Rodney Dangerfield