From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash. - Sophie Tucker
I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record. - Dylan Thomas
When you're eighteen your emotions are violent, but they're not durable. - W. Somerset Maugham
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
I’m dying twice as fastas any other Americanbetween eighteen and thirty-fiveThis disturbs me,but I try not to show it in public. - Essex Hemphill
Eighteen and stupid happens to everyone, I guess. If you survive it, it's probably half luck, and half having the right people in your life to watch out for you. - Joe Hill
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. - Albert Einstein
After eighteen long months covering this dreary business, the whole campaign appears in my mind’s eye as one long, protracted scratch-fight over Internet-fueled nonsense. - Matt Taibbi
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. - Erma Bombeck
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. - Mark Twain
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war. - E. B. White
There is no reason why the same man should like the same books at eighteen and at forty-eight - Ezra Pound
That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say "No" in any of them. - Dorothy Parker
DURANTE: They are eighteen year olds in half centenarians’ bodies. - Billy London