The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.

I always like a good math solution to any love problem. -Michael Patrick King

Dreams are what guide us, art is what defines us, math is what makes it all possible, and love is what lights our way. -Mike Norton

Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe. -Kurt Vonnegut

In the online math class, there was almost no meaningful student/teacher or student/student interaction. To equate this type of online learning with a real-world classroom experience is a major stretch. -Ian Lamont

If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you. -Steve Martin

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you. -Charles M. Schulz

I think it's not particularly necessary to lead a religious life. People progress just as well in music, or art, or math or science or gardening or whatever. It all seems to work as well and the process is good. -Jim Henson

I went off to college planning to major in math or philosophy-- of course, both those ideas are really the same idea. -Frank Wilczek

Not only can I teach you math, I can teach you math in bed, Jordan. You know, I'll add the bed, you subtract the clothes, you divide the legs, and I'll multiply -Miranda Kenneally

To lie for me is something rare, some people think that I lie because they don't understand me quite well. But sometimes like today I just predict an answer a part of the answer in math the other can be found with more thinking. -Deyth Banger

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. -Ambrose Bierce

The risk I took was calculated, but, man, am I bad at math! -Unknown

In physics, your solution should convince a reasonable person. In math, you have to convince a person who's trying to make trouble. Ultimately, in physics, you're hoping to convince Nature. And I've found Nature to be pretty reasonable. -Frank Wilczek

Like some people are bad at math, some people are bad at talking to women. And some at both, now that’s luck I guess. -Daya Kudari

Math is a Chaos and it doesn't have order <--- what's the purpose of it? -Deyth Banger

Math is the language of the head, music is the language of the heart. Of the two, it is music that speaks the most truth. -R.A.Delmonico

Chess, I never thought that I will beat somebody on chess. I just thought that I'm too stupid to play chess, but it looks like the best in the class of math I beat him. He has in math as a result 5, I have 3 - Strange? I don't think so! -Deyth Banger

Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation. -Richard Feynman

Emotional quotient is far more important than intelligence quotient. We live with people, not with math problems. -Saru Singhal

Math anxiety is worst than a regular check up at the dentist. -Charmaine J. Forde

Oh, he was a decent-enough high school student, good grades and well-liked, but his test scores were nothing to write home about. He might as well have Christmas-treed the math test. -Thomas Christopher Greene

I'm bad at math because I can't find the basic statement in it. -Innasafa

Writing is 90% procrastination, 8% perspiration, and 6%biscuitNone of it is math. -Almney King

Math is a hard subject.... - no silence from you and skipping this and going to the next quote, didn't you done this? -Deyth Banger

A fool believes that math adds up, but also believes that they can master luck. -Justin K. McFarlane Beau

To be a scholar study math, to be a smart study magic. -Amit Kalantri

The future isn't written in the stars. There are no guarantees. So claim your adulthood. Be intentional. Get to work. Pick your family. Do the math. Make your own certainty. Don't be defined by what you didn't know or didn't do.You are deciding your life right now. -Meg Ray

The vast majority of us imagine ourselves as like literature people or math people. But the truth is that the massive processor known as the human brain is neither a literature organ or a math organ. It is both and more. -John Green