Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program. - Adam Gopnik
Sales Force Automation Software Role in Better Sales Management - pepupsales
To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. - Bill Maher
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rick Cook
Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. - Unknown
A wholesome mother knows the software to delete, download, upgrade and upload for the best results. - Jaachynma N.E. Agu
Bloated software causes IT stress farts. - Kevin Focke
Translation software is not making translators obsolete. Has medical diagnostic software made doctors obsolete? - Nataly Kelly
Software testing is a sport like hunting, it's bughunting. - Amit Kalantri
every successful hardware has a software behind - Thiru Voonna
What's the difference between the window manager and the computer club window manager? Well, one's supported software and the other isn't. Your guess is as good as mine.
It's scary to think that the infrastructure of the industrialized world is increasingly based on software like this.
Make software that you want to use and that you would want to use often. As long as you are making something that you want to use, then your heart will be in it. - Cabel Sasser