A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death. - Michael Bassey Johnson
Bloated software causes IT stress farts. - Kevin Focke
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts. - J.E. Haldeman
If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write. - Richard B. Knight