People think dreams aren't real just because they aren't made of matter, of particles. Dreams are real. But they are made of viewpoints, of images, of memories and puns and lost hopes. - Neil Gaiman
Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program. - Adam Gopnik
Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh. - Aniruddha Sastikar
Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock
LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns. Ah, punster, would my lot were cast, Where the cobbler is unknown, So that I might forget his last And hear your own. Gargo Repsky - Ambrose Bierce
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. - Fred Allen
Coincidences are spiritual puns.