Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators. - Will Rogers
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak? - Jay Leno
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. - Robert Orben
Loads of children read books about dinosaurs, underwater monsters, dragons, witches, aliens, and robots. Essentially, the people who read SF, fantasy and horror haven't grown out of enjoying the strange and weird. - China Miéville
I’m a moon junky. Every time I look at the moon I feel less alone and less afraid. I tell my boys that moonlight is a magic blanket and the stars above are campfires set by friendly aliens. - Amy Poehler
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble. - Ellen DeGeneres
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers
The main thing about aliens is that they are alien. They feel no responsibility for fulfilling any of your expectations. (Dark City Lights) - Robert Silverberg