Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators. - Will Rogers
There ought to be one day - just one - where there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not Guilty'. - Theodore Roosevelt
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer "Present" or "Not Guilty." - Theodore Roosevelt
I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough. - Claire Sargent
There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators. - Will Rogers
Do you pray for the senators, Dr. Hale?' someone asked the chaplain. No, I look at the senators and I pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale
When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.' - Theodore Roosevelt