If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.
The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet lipstick and sat in the kitchen smoking and saying 'bollocks' alot. - Jo Brand
I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me - Randy Kagan
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl
Smoking is indispensable if one has nothing to kiss - Sigmund Freud
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel
Give up smoking cold turkey. Start a diet in the next 5 min. Accept that job right away. Life can be beautiful without planning! - Rossana Condoleo
If you rescue me from my pipe dreams, I'll stop smoking fantasies. - Munia Khan
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times. - Mark Twain
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain
People are crazy about food, smoking, drinking, girls but not about their dreams. - Amit Kalantri
Why are you smoking? Why are you smoking so much? This isn't you...""You were my old addiction, so smoking became my new one. - Ella December
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? - Arlo Guthrie
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain
I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. - Johnny Carson
I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.
He does not regard the quantity of faith, but the quality. He does not measure its degree, but its truth. He will not break any bruised reed, nor quench any smoking flax. He will never let it be said that any perished at the foot of the cross. - J.C. Ryle
Snobbery might sometimes look cool, like smoking, but the end result is usually a repelling one. - Trent Zelazny
Apparently these new rulers of the world did not indulge in any drinking or smoking to soften their moods when they met, which Menelaus knew to be a big mistake. The Congress of the United States, back before the Disunion, always met sober, and look at what had come of that. - John C. Wright
But I can no longer ready any faith's Napoleonic saber rattling without picturing smoking rubble on cable news. I guess if I had to pick a spiritual figurehead to possess the deed to the entirety of Earth, I'd go with Buddha, but only because he wouldn't want it. - Sarah Vowell
If the people could be awakened to their senses by mere preaching or writing, then probably no person would be smoking upon seeing the statutory warning on cigarette packets. - Anuj Somany
What matters most with any regimen, whether it's to lose weight or stop drinking or smoking, is your willingness to seek help and your desire to say 'no more. - Ewan McGregor
He lifted his shirt, and on his back was the White Rabbit, wearing his waistcoat and looking at his watch. It was just like the illustration from the book. Only standing next to him, back-to-back, was another White Rabbit wearing a leather motercycle jacket and boots and smoking a cigar. - Michael Thomas Ford
Smoking is unhealthy but not as unhealthy as being forbidden to smoke. - Marty Rubin
Some Time Smoking Is better Than Thinking About Health.. - Sheeraz Nizamani
Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet? - Bill Hicks
While the whole world is struggling to help people get their freedom from the dangers of smoking, yet the over five million people, who yearly die from smoking still voluntarily head towards that deadly part. - Sunday Adelaja
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection. - Carroll Bryant
Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Asking storytellers to be genuine is like, asking a chain smoker to quit smoking . Habit of lying isn't easy to fix. Pretend as believing is like selling cigarettes. What else we could do, if we want them to be in our lives... - Heshan Udunuwara
A bruised reed shall he not break, and the smoking flax shall he not quench. - Bible
Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death. - Lynn Johnston
I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock. - Howard Stern