I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? - Arlo Guthrie
Reading is one of the best ways to bond with your child. Bond this Christmas with It’s Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus - Soraya Diase Coffelt
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. - Dick Gregory
All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere! (Linus) - Charles M. Schulz
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. - Jon Stewart
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th. - Roy Blount Jr.
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year. - Victor Borge
A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. - Herbert Hoover
I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me to see him in a store and he asked for my autograph.
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple Black
Grandmother's knee is a wonderful place to learn about the Bible, ghosts, and even Santa Claus, but a mighty poor place to learn about history. - L.B. Taylor Jr.