A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus. - Herbert Hoover
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple Black
Grandmother's knee is a wonderful place to learn about the Bible, ghosts, and even Santa Claus, but a mighty poor place to learn about history. - L.B. Taylor Jr.
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me to see him in a store and he asked for my autograph.
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.
All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere! (Linus) - Charles M. Schulz
Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates. - Jon Stewart
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. - Dick Gregory
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th. - Roy Blount Jr.
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking? - Arlo Guthrie
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year. - Victor Borge
Reading is one of the best ways to bond with your child. Bond this Christmas with It’s Not About You, Mr. Santa Claus - Soraya Diase Coffelt