A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
Always wear a jacket of love and a smile of gratitude. - Debasish Mridha
A torn jacket is soon mended, but hard words bruise the heart of a child. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
She realized all at once that Doon, thin, dark eyed Doon, with his troublesome temper and his terrible brown jacket, and his good heart---- was the person she knew better than anyone now. He was her best friend.--City of Ember-- - Jeanne DuPrau
I tried to blow a yellow jacket out and now it's wearing a bow tie in its mouth. - Ana Claudia Antunes
...how crazy things have to get before I ended up drooling all over a strait jacket with my name on it at Happyville Manor. - Gayla Drummond
Life is mean! Don't lose your humour jacket. You'll really need it. - Nike Thaddeus
He lifted his shirt, and on his back was the White Rabbit, wearing his waistcoat and looking at his watch. It was just like the illustration from the book. Only standing next to him, back-to-back, was another White Rabbit wearing a leather motercycle jacket and boots and smoking a cigar. - Michael Thomas Ford