Quotation Explorer - 'Crap'

People are talking about immigration, emigration and the rest of the fucking thing. It's all fucking crap. We're all human beings, we're all mammals, we're all rocks, plants, rivers. Fucking borders are just such a pain in the fucking arse. - Shane MacGowan
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. - Scott Adams
I hereby grant you permission to write crap. The more the better. Remember, crap makes the best fertilizer. - Pat Pattison
Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that crap and just play.
There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function. - David Foster
Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit. - Oliver Gaspirtz
Were a million people to believe in bullshit, it yet is just bull crap. - Fakeer Ishavardas
Ninety percent of everything is crap. - Theodore Sturgeon
Finished crap can be edited. Unfinished greatness languishes forever. The only bad writing is the thing you didn't write! - Margarita Gakis
It ain't a crapshoot unless you write crap. - Jonathan O'Brien
Be the Kind of Woman that when Your Feet Hit the Floor Each Morning, the Devil Says, ‘Oh Crap, She’s Up! - Anonymous
You don't start out writing good stuff. You start out writing crap and thinking it's good stuff, and then gradually you get better at it. That's why I say one of the most valuable traits is persistence. - Octavia E. Butler
Just because he likes the same bizzaro crap as you doesn't mean he's your soul mate. - Rachel Hansen
OCDD -- Overwhelming Crap and Debris Disorder -- runs deep. - Virginia DeBerry and Donna Grant
Revision means throwing out the boring crap and making what’s left sound natural. - Laurie Halse Anderson
You need to read more science fiction. Nobody who reads science fiction comes out with this crap about the end of history - Iain Banks
Worrying is like praying for crap! - Erin Fall Haskell
Rehearsals and practice times by myself are like these little islands of 'Okay' in a vast sea of 'Holy Crap! - Jordan Sonnenblick
A make believe life doesn't win friends and influence people. It bores the crap out of those living the dream. - Melody Carstairs
Who says that money don't matter?If you are Rich all the world will know about you, if you are poor no one give a crap about what it's happening to you!"Life It's Short, enjoy this moment. - Ebelsain Villegas
Happiness is a good business these days, more you talk crap about happiness the large number of crowd you will gather. - Santosh Kalwar
Master Chekhov says Man is what he believes. From here we conclude that when Man believes in a crap, Man becomes a crap! - Mehmet Murat ildan
It's not my fault you have the attention span of a gnat, capable of only thumbing through the crap on Facebook, instead of reading something of worth that can change your life. No, I'm not talking about Oprah's or Ellen's book either. - Dara Reidyr
If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late. - Fakeer Ishavardas
There's great power in not fearing solitude. You don't allow yourself to be treated like crap because you're afraid of the alternative. - S. Usher Evans
In life the faster u learn the better! U won't ask much of....& u won't allow Ur brain to suck any crap - Wilson M Rubaihayo
I'll be your friend so long as you're not crap - Colin Firth
If you want something different, do something different. "Same crap, different day" doesn't describe the day; it describes your attitude towards it. - Steve Maraboli
Everything I've written up to this point is crap. Now I'm going to write the real one - Ted Dekker
I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to. - Pamela Anderson
.....if he’s not man enough to stand up to your father, and take the crap he has to dish out, then he’s not good enough to be with you. - Crescent, Sam
Off, end this lies it's not awesome. Please take this crap, second very clever and smart, but I want to add suffix (-ass), it's very suitable, isn't it? - Deyth Banger
Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards. - Sophie Kinsella
Aaron: Dude, one thing the guy said is you don’t taunt voodoo.Zak: Am I taunting?Aaron: Dude, you’re taunting the crap out of it!Zak: I am sorry, I am not taunting you I am just talking...Talking loudly. - Zak Bagans
I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between. - Robert Hughes
It's like a dream, but who cares? I want a dream. Right this minute, that's exactly what I want. Because reality has been pretty fucking crap for a while now. - S.K. Tremayne
If they spit on you,collect their spittle to water your plants.If they throw stones at you,pick them up to adorn your garden.If they call you the enemy, a liar and a narcissist. Plant those very flowers: anemone, lily, and narcissus. Use their crap to fertilise your mind. - Kamand Kojouri
In a way, I was incrediibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her). - Meg Cabot
Life is full of crap, so don't add S**t on it, it will make the life stink - Zybejta Beta Metani' Marashi
Kissing is something that makes up for a whole lot of the other crap you have to put up with in school, and as a teenager in general - Maureen Johnson Name of the Star
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. - Dick Cavett
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