To be a writer - write! To be an author - publish! To be a bestselling author - never stop writing! - David Maxwell
Snooki is a bestselling author? Huh? What? I don't know if I should dumb down my book, shoot myself or find a publisher who'll settle for a rough draft written on a Pop-Tart and a coconut lotion handie.. - Geoffrey Hill
When life gives you lemons, turn them into a bestselling novel! - Breathless
When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm , pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number one bestselling author . Worship me. - Derek Landy