Quotation Explorer - 'Doug Larson'

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. - Doug Larson
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. - Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice. - Doug Larson
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living. - Doug Larson
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. - Doug Larson
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none. - Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. - Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. - Doug Larson
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. - Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
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