Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
A lot of women are getting alimony who don't earn it. - Don Herold
Old wives don't dieif they're getting alimony
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John Barrymore
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it.