If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry you will regret it. If you marry or do not marry, you will regret it. - Soren Kierkegaard
Every girl would like to marry a rich husband. I did twice. But what divides girls into two groups is this question - do you first think of money and then love, or vice versa? - Hedy Lamarr
Get a woman to smile, and she will like you; get her to laugh, and she will desire you; get her to blush, and she will court you; get her to melt, and she will marry you. - Matshona Dhliwayo
I want to be magic. I want to touch the heart of the world and make it smile. I want to be a friend of elves and live in a tree. Or under a hill. I want to marry a moonbeam and hear the stars sing. I don't want to pretend at magic anymore. I want to be magic. - Charles de Lint
It is most unwise for people in love to marry. - George Bernard Shaw
When a man is ready to marry, he is often not too particular about the lady. - Eucharista Ward
When all the kids answered "fireman", "dentist", "mother", "want to marry a rich guy" and "astronaut", mine was "rockstar" when we grow up. Half of that was met. I knew I wouldn't be happy with any other occupation that was not in the entertainment business. - Nona Sebastian
Katie shook her head in dismay. I thought being poor was the worst thing that could happen to a girl.No, Katie, the countess said in a clear voice. The worst thing is to be in love with one man and have to marry another.Katie O'Reilly to the Countess of Marbury in "Titanic Rhapsody - Jina Bacarr
Any fool can marry, but only the wise live happily ever after. - Matshona Dhliwayo
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing --- and then they marry him. - Cher
just like the rain that patters on the ironsheets when your are having your best dream on the most important day of the of your life .thats the kind of happiness awaiting for us: would you marry me my sweatest word - mashood dash
Marry the person who makes you feel like you can face life together. Because that's what it's about. It's about facing life together. - C. JoyBell C.
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem
Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Though we marry as adults, we don't marry adults. We marry children who have grown up and still rejoice in being children, especially if we're creative. - Diane Ackerman
Don't marry a rich man. Marry a good man. He will spend his life trying to keep you happy. No rich man can buy that! - Staness Jonekos
Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance will neither last nor please thee one year; and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all; for the desire dieth when it is attained, and the affection perisheth when it is satisfied. - Sir Walter Raleigh
When you lay down with neglect & sleep around with excuses, you wake up with failure...When you marry your goals & remain intimate with your vision, you'll give birth to your dreams. - Jay Danzie
Sometimes it's better for a struggling writer to stay single, than to keep hearing, "Oh, your a writer, and you need to spend time in writing? Then go marry your writing! - Anthony Liccione
You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A man, who unconditionally does agree to the unstated clause that it is only he who has to say always SORRY and never she under any damn situation, is only eligible and entitle to marry a woman. - Anuj Somany
Women marry men hoping they will change. They don't. Men marry women hoping they won't change. They do. - Bettin Arndt
And there are so much easier ways to destroy a woman. You don't have to rape her or kill her; you don't even have to beat her. You can just marry her. You don't even have to do that. You can just let her work in your office for thirty-five dollars a week. - Marilyn French
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. - Sacha Guitry
Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Why haven't I got a husband and children?" mused to the Dutchess of Windsor, "I never met a man I could marry. - Greta Garbo
When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you'll send her away very soon. - Michael Bassey Johnson
You may be old enough to marry, Matrim Cauthon, but in truth you shouldn't be off your mother's apron strings. - Robert Jordan
12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You may marry Miss Grey for her fifteen pounds but you will always be my Willoughby. My nightmare. My sorrow. My past. My mistake. My regret. My love. - Shannon L. Alder
Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When any two young people take it into their heads to marry, they are pretty sure by perseverance to carry their point, be they ever so poor, or ever so imprudent, or ever so little likely to be necessary to each other's ultimate comfort. - Jane Austen
Never marry when under the guise you need to 'see if it'll work', but rather marry because in your mind you want to make it work. - Criss Jami
You do not marry a woman, but you marry your imagination of her. - Debasish Mridha
The shrewd marry for money, the scheming marry for status, the calculating marry for power, but the wise marry for love. - Matshona Dhliwayo
I thought it was love, but it wasn't. It was a need to be the right girl for him. I just couldn't understand why I wasn't good enough, or how he could marry her. - Kate Stewart
After all, it takes a lot of planning to marry the wrong person. - Andy Stanley
Would you marry me and love me forever because I'm a man. Think twice and don't complain later. :D - nugas
Whom she will be my next wife, will marry my attorney on paper and marry me on the bed. - hf
If a woman makes you feel better, get to know her; if she makes you think better, court her; if she makes you become better, marry her. - Matshona Dhliwayo
I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic. - Woody Allen
If all the women over the world have been permitted to be married to only one man, except one woman. He'd love to marry that woman. That is the imprint of man - Ali ibn Abi Talib
If you dump the fear of failure, you will eventually marry success. - Jeanette Coron
The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday. - Matshona Dhliwayo
No man should marry before he has studied anatomy and dissected the body of a woman. - Honore de Balzac
It may be risky to marry for love, but it's so honest that the Lord just has to smile on it. - Josh Billings
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher
But if she can marry blood, beauty, and bravery—the sooner the better. - George Eliot
It is better to stay single and wait for the one that makes sense then to marry someone that makes absolutely no sense. The moment you settle is when the one person that makes all the sense in the world shows up and Satan sits back and enjoys your spiritual meltdown. - Shannon L. Alder
We take the most difficult relationship of our childhood... and we MARRY it. - Rick Cormier
Some women marry houses. - Anne Sexton
Honey, the sun rises and sets with that Bill of hers. Everything he says is Gospel. She loves her man.""Is that what loving your man is?""Has a lot to do with it."Jean Louise said, "You mean losing your own identity, don't you?""In a way, yes," said Henry. "Then I doubt if I shall ever marry. - Harper Lee
Everyone comes with baggage; marry the one whose baggage weighs the least. - Matshona Dhliwayo
If you would marry suitably, marry your equal. - Ovid
Why can't they invent something for us to marry instead of WOMEN?
One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind. - Don Marquis
Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry. - Douglas Wilson
Never marry someone who doesn’t love the movies you love. Sooner or later, that person will not love you. - Roger Ebert
The apparently bottomless gulf between what we say we want and why we do want, between what we officially admire and secretly desire, between, in the largest sense, the people we marry and the people we love. - Joan Didion
I "love" reading.It makes me feel like I am swallowing up Christ, Homer, Confucius, Newton, Franklin, Socrates, Caesar, and the whole world into one gigantic invincible Sir Moffat. Mine is creative reading. I read building empires in mind. I pray I won't read and read and forget to marry. - Moffat Machingura
When i dated someone, my goal is to marry her, i date to get married one day, i don't date a girl just to have sex and leave her, why wasting your time if the goal is not to get married? - Werley Nortreus
To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Marry your future, court your present; divorce your past. - Matshona Dhliwayo
Marry the person who gives you the same feeling you get when you take the very first sip of COFFEE in the morning! - Tanya Masse
Marry for money, and you will live lavishly. Marry for virtue, and you will live honorably. Marry for fame, and you will live prominently. Marry for love, and you will live happily. - Matshona Dhliwayo
None of us marry perfection; we marry potential. - Robert D. Hales
One must marry one's feelings to one's beliefs and ideas. That is probably the only way to achieve a measure of harmony in one's life.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing they die earlier. - H. L. Mencken
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Respect is more valuable then the amount of times guys flirt with you.It's better to have one trustworthy real man then any amount of boys interested in you. The "cool" guys may not notice or date you but the right one will marry you. - Rachel Hamilton
Jesus girls! Wake up! If a guy wants to drain you of your energy, emotions, and life force he won’t sparkle in the sunshine, he’ll just marry you. - Nick Shamhart
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry. - Spanish Proverb
Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely. - William Penn
I am glad that I am not a man, for if I were I should have to marry a woman. - Madame de Stael
Don't ever marry a person you don't truly love. Don't believe what people often say, that the love will develop in future.Those whose love develop in future are very few. If after a period of time you've been dating and the love doesn't seem to grow, I strongly advise you have to re-think. - Prince Akwarandu
Two people with mental issues in a relationship does not work. It's like sitting in a boat and neither one has an oar to row the other to shore. You can meet your mirror image in life, but that doesn't mean you should marry him. - Shannon L. Alder
I say this explicitly, that it is impossible for me to marry. That is the way it is for me. My temper is a mortal enemy to this horrible yoke, which I would not accept, even if I thus would become the ruler of the world. - Christina Queen of Sweden
I thought I would marry my boyfriend and grow old and sick of him. I thought I would keep my friends, and we'd make different, new memories. None of that happened. Better things happened. Then why am I so sad? - Lena Dunham
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. - Bette Davis
Men merry women hoping they'll never change. Women marry man hoping they will. - David Mitchell
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. - Honoré de Balzac
Better die an old maid, sister, than marry the wrong man. - Billy Sunday
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity marry, and perpetuate his kind. - Don Marquis
Men marry. Women wed. - Raheel Farooq
Why must man not marry?" "He cannot marry. He cannot marry," he said angrily. "If he is to lose everything, he should not place himself in a position to lose that. He should not place himself in a position to lose. He should find things he cannot lose. - Ernest Hemingway
Don’t marry the most beautiful woman in the world; marry the woman with the most beautiful deeds. - Matshona Dhliwayo
Learn to love and broke man to marry a good man. - Amen Muffler
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. - Helen Rowland
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself. - H. L. Mencken
In all the important preparations of the mind she was complete: being prepared for matrimony by an hatred of home, restraint, and tranquillity; by the misery of disappointed affection, and contempt of the man she was to marry. - Jane Austen
Marry the person who makes you feel like you can face life together. Because that’s what it’s about. It’s about facing life together. - C. JoyBell C.
When you marry someone, you marry their entire family. - Kevin Jonas
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. - Albert Einstein
You cannot marry your past without divorcing your future. - Matshona Dhliwayo
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller
Women who marry for money and Men who marry for beauty are equally robbed in the end. - Harmon Okinyo
I cannot marry the facts of William Shakespeare to his verse: Other men had led lives in some sort of keeping with their thought, but this man is in wide contrast. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Of all the queer sources of romance, ours lay in the discovery that each was an addict of Boswell's Life of Johnson. H.E.G. had a first edition of the Journey to the Hebrides, which I coveted mightily. Why not acquire the book honorably, marry the man, and have it around the house? - Beatrice Fairfax
Then I made her understand that, where she was concerned, I was only a poor dog, ready to die for her. But that she could marry the young man she pleased because she had cried with me, and mingled her tears with mine. ~ Erik - Gaston Leroux
Learn how to love a broke man to marry a good man. - Amen Muffler
Marry the woman you love; then love the woman you marry. - Matshona Dhliwayo
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me - Winston S. Churchill
I will not marry Ashton. However bound by honor to do so, I will not marry Ashton. I will not marry, ever! Why not?Because I love you, you idiot! - V.S. Carnes