I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible - Stanley Victor Paskavich
A man, who unconditionally does agree to the unstated clause that it is only he who has to say always SORRY and never she under any damn situation, is only eligible and entitle to marry a woman. - Anuj Somany
Forget 'bout your past and forget 'bout your resources, make you eligible to any of your desire. - Shailesh Mishra