I don't believe in divorce. I believe in widowhood.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. - Jack Benny
An arguing couple spiraling into negativity and teetering on the brink of divorce is actually mathematically equivalent to the beginning of a nuclear war. - Hannah Fry
Ah, divorce. The Latin word meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet. - Robin Williams
Divorce is just as contagious as Marriage. - M.G. Hardie
The whole thing was like a divorce. When we divided everything up, Courtney got my dignity, and I got the heartache. - Alex Flinn
Fostering a spirit of cooperation with your ex means laying down your weapons in the war of divorce in order to protect your children.
Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & REJUVENATE! - Rossana Condoleo
The arrangements that couples make in order to maintain civility in the midst of their journey to divorce are often most elaborate when the professed top priority is to protect a child. - John Irving
In our family we don't divorce our men - we bury them. - Ruth Gordon
If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based. - Betty Friedan
You know when 1 in 2 marriages ends in divorce, 1 in 42 boys have Autism, and safety complaints from the majority of whistle-blower's are not being upheld, that you are living in a seriously dysfunctional society. - Steven Magee
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was. - Margo Kaufman
Divorce is the start point for a brand new life. Don't lose the chance to redesign it upon your dreams! - Rossana Condoleo
Marry your future, court your present; divorce your past. - Matshona Dhliwayo
In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. - Woody Allen
The truth is, the notion that gay marriage is harmful to marriage, is sort of mind-boggling, because these are people trying to get married. But it seems to me, if you want to defend marriage against something, defend it against divorce. - Cokie Roberts
The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some. - Hank Moody
The dysfunction was not the character of one person, it was the split of family by divorce, with the ripples felt for eternity by bloodline. - Amber Garibay
One of life's great challenges is getting out of your own way after a divorce or breakup... Heartache and anger make you feel like enemies, but your children need you to be a team. Unfortunately, few rise to this challenge, and the children pay an emotional debt they did not incur. - Steve Maraboli
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce. - Joyce Brothers
Grief is the emotional contract of divorce - Cheryl Nielsen
Do not let your divorce define you and the rest of your life. Let go of anger and embrace the future possibilities of infinitesimal happiness - Divorce Goddess
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams
When you divorce someone, you divorce their whole family. - Laine Moriarty
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
The only way we can divorce fears in our lives is by marrying our desires. - Auliq-Ice
Immediately after a divorce or a breakup, your mind whispers that there are plenty more fish in the sea, while your heart shouts that there is only one whoever-you-just-divorced-or-broke-up-with. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If two people truly have feelings for one another then they don’t have an affair. They get a divorce and they sort out their feelings. You are accountable for the people you hold hostage in a marriage when your mind and heart refuse to fully commit to them. - Shannon L. Alder
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce. - P.J. O'Rourke
I am on the divorce detox diet. I only eat younger men - Erla-Mari Diedericks
In every marriage more than a week old there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find and continue to find grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson