The volume of your muscles doesn't make you a good husband. The way you treat her does. - Amen Muffler
On the Brevity of Our TiesTies in this world last only for a time. We are husband and wife, parent and child, for a short period only. Once this reality sinks in, we cannot help treasuring each moment of our brief association. - Kentetsu Takamori
Nancy Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."Winston Churchill: "Madame,i f you were my wife, I'd drink it!"(Exchange with Winston Churchill) - Nancy Astor the Viscountess Astor
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. - Rita Rudner
The First Lady is an unpaid public servant elected by one person --- her husband. - Lady Bird Johnson
I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is; they like to run their own business. I know men that would make my wife a better husband than I am; but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em. - Will Rogers
A good son makes a good husband. - American Proverb
It is better for a woman to compete impersonally in society, as men do, than to compete for dominance in her own home with her husband, compete with her neighbors for empty status, and so smother her son that he cannot compete at all. - Betty Friedan
The acts of daily forbearance, the headache, or toothache, or heavy cold; the tiresome peculiarities of husband or wife, the broken glass...all of these sufferings, small as they are, if accepted lovingly, are most pleasing to God's Goodness. - Francis de Sales
I married my first husband for love, my second husband for adventure, and my third husband for laffs. - Carolyn V. Hamilton
Do you think that God would separate me from my husband if I killed myself? I feel as though I am going out of my mind at times. Wouldn’t God understand that I just want to be with him? - Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
I don't know how I ever really lived before my husband came into my life. - Kim Yannayon
To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what’s really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s). - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Problem does not lie in being a husband; the problem is with acting as a husband (being bossy). - Dada Bhagwan
A woman has got to be able to say, and not feel guilty, 'Who am I, and what do I want out of life?' She mustn't feel selfish and neurotic if she wants goals of her own, outside of husband and children. - Betty Friedan
...there are no sweeter words in the English language (or any other) than husband and wife. - Lanier Ivester
Then you have to be nothing. Want nothing. You can't have them-Kat or Annabel-if you need them. You're not a husband. You're not a father. You're a man with a task. Understand? - Greg Hurwitz
The man and husband of the household is responsible for the way your family’s income is managed. - Jim George
Love notes to my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita; I will always love you. I am grateful for a blessed life shared with you. - Lailah Gifty Akita
Your emotional state has a tremendous amount to do with sickness, health and well-being. For years, my husband and I lived on -- and because of -- hope. Hope continues to give me the mental strength to carry on. - Dana Reeve
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
I used to think of all the billions of people in the world, and of all those people, how was I going to meet the right ones? The right ones to be my friends, the right one to be my husband. Now I just believe you meet the people you're supposed to meet. - Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider
Everything I had to give went to my children, and though I loved them and my husband utterly, the drudgery of the day-to-day made it seem as if not love but coffee, my Toyota and sheer logistics were what propelled me through life. - Marcia DeSanctis
If a woman were elected president, would our nation expect her husband to be the official White House host? - Venita Ellick
I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later he played my father and finally he played my husband. If he had lived I'm sure I would have played his mother. That's the way it is in Hollywood. The men get younger and the women get older. - Lillian Gish
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Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job. - Roseanne Barr
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
God takes great joy in the passionate romantic love between a husband and wife. - Jim George
If a woman chooses to support her husband and become First Lady, I believe she must do so with the understanding that the public expects the full-meal deal. - Venita Ellick
My late husband and I started our sons off as readers at a very young age. Today, they are voracious readers. - Soraya Diase Coffelt
Her friends used to tell her it wasn't rape if the man was your husband. She didn't say anything, but inside she seethed; she wanted to take a knife to their faces. - F. H. Batacan
Can women imagine anything finer than to experience centuries and millennia with the beloved husband in a cozy home in reverent attention to the inner workings of creative motherhood?
A wife can let her husband to have anything except the freedom to live life of his own. - Anuj Somany
I've learned that you know your husband still loves you when there are two brownies left and he takes the smaller one. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.
If I am truly to become an autonomous woman, then I must take over that role of being my own guardian...I not only have to become my own husband, but I need to be my own father, too. - Elizabeth Gilbert
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce. - Joyce Brothers
I want a relationship where we talk like best friends, play like kids, argue like husband and wife, and protect each other like siblings. - Anonymous
Despite her unrepentant aversion to Italian food, which her husband put down to her nation's historic distrust of Italy, she suddenly declared: "All I want in life is to be able to get a take-away pizza! - Julia Stuart
Parents often ask - how do I get my child interested in books and reading? One tried and true way that my late husband and I used was paying them to read. For each book that my sons read, we paid them $1. They soon developed a love for reading and forgot all about the money. Amazing but true! - Soraya Diase Coffelt
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland
A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him.
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. - Evan Esar
A husband and wife honor God when they love and honor each other. - Jim George
A marriage that isn't built around the Cross will be devoid of grace, mercy, and humility that come when both husband and wife recognize their need for a savior. - John R.W. Stott
An acquaintance had become a lover, might become a husband, but would retain all that she had noted in the acquaintance; and love must confirm an old relation rather than reveal a new one. - E.M. Forster
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner
Don't stay long when the husband is not at home. - Japanese Proverb
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. - Erma Bombeck
For a marriage to work a husband must learn these two words: Yes dear. - Matshona Dhliwayo
An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it. - Winston S. Churchill
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip. - Erma Bombeck
Be real and be unashamed, even of your faults. I do truly know what my husband is made of and vice versa. - Amy Bloom
My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair.
HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate. - Ambrose Bierce
In the true married relationship, the independence of husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal. - Lucretia Mott
Why haven't I got a husband and children?" mused to the Dutchess of Windsor, "I never met a man I could marry. - Greta Garbo
We cannot have a world where everyone is a victim. "I'm this way because my father made me this way. I'm this way because my husband made me this way." Yes, we are indeed formed by traumas that happen to us. But then you must take charge, you must take over, you are responsible. - Camille Paglia
Life is fun with my husband. - Tassa Desalada
I'm not going to have a husband anyway," said Laura. "I'm going to live by myself in the garage. - Margaret Atwood
I cannot think that man is meant to find happiness so easily! Happiness is like one of those palaces on an enchanted island, its gates guarded by dragons. One must fight to gain it; and, in truth, I do not know what I have done to deserve the good fortune of becoming Mercédès, husband. - Alexandre Dumas
If every marriage is measured by the tongue of a wife, their will be no husband left in every marriage. - Chinonso G. Nnabuike Sr.
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying. - Alexandre Dumas
Perhaps the only way for a husband to know the true mind graph of his wife is to make her laugh wildly or annoy her enough deeply; else she can hide many secrets from him all throughout her life. - Anuj Somany
Don't wait for a perfect husband, love a man endlessly to make him perfect. - Debasish Mridha
A smart wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman. - Miriam Defensor Santiago
"One cannot be a mother without first being a person; family, husband, and children should not be allowed, as is so often the case, to steal a woman’s selfhood and her dreams." Mother to Sherlock, Mycroft, and Enola Holmes by author Nancy Springer - Vannessa Anderson
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. - Jay Leno
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home. - James Thurber
It does not surprise seeing a husband working as slave to his wife , but how he takes often the pride or pleasure of admitting it publicly without a bit of shame of living such disgraceful life. - Anuj Somany
A wife and a husband! For infinite lifetimes this is all one has done. And in doing so, one has lost his Absolute Supreme Self [Parmatma]! - Dada Bhagwan
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle
If you take on the martyr/entitlement role, two things are definitely going to happen: you’ll be a lot less happier with your life, and you will have a husband not exactly wanting to come home to you. - Laura Schlessinger
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
I think poetry without metaphor is like husband and wife living in separate bedrooms. - Munia Khan
Behind every successful woman(author) is a non-demanding husband content with a fruit-bowl. - Andy Paula
It is really asking too much of a woman to expect her to bring up her husband and her children too.
BRUTE, n. See HUSBAND. - Ambrose Bierce
"If you were my husband, i would feed you poison." "If you were my wife, madam, i would take it!
The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife. - Elbert Hubbard
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs. - Oscar Wilde
Don't put too much trust on your education level, girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, bank account, because they will fail you. Only put your 100% trust on God, you will succeed ! - Werley Nortreus
Every girl would like to marry a rich husband. I did twice. But what divides girls into two groups is this question - do you first think of money and then love, or vice versa? - Hedy Lamarr
Guess it's high time we add the 8th vow in marriage promising that we shall spend time with our husband or wife more than with social networking sites! - Manasa Rao Saarloos
A husband is what's left of the lover once the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland
I will fasten on this sleeve of thine: thou art an elm, my husband, I a vine. - William Shakespeare
and every day I thank [God] that I am alive, not because I fear death, but because my wife has a husband and my son is not an orphan. - Khaled Hosseini
Dancing is to music what a beloved wife is to her husband. Both of them are so in love, you can't separate them. - Paul Bamikole
We owe it to our husband or wife, our fellow workers, our children, our friends, indeed to everyone who comes into our lives, to be as happy as we can be. - Dennis Prager
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. - Cindy Gardner
Husband and wife both are works together as two wheels in a vehicle. Here is equality between both. - Kusum Manjeshri
A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way. - Honoré de Balzac
If not to shape me into a better man; a better husband, a better father, a better son, a better brother, a better friend… then all of my experience, success, and education will have been a selfish waste. - Steve Maraboli