Despite her unrepentant aversion to Italian food, which her husband put down to her nation's historic distrust of Italy, she suddenly declared: "All I want in life is to be able to get a take-away pizza! - Julia Stuart
Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change? - Erma Bombeck
Pizza tastes as good as being skinny feels. - Lauren Leto
Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep dish pizza. - Benedict Smith
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
It looks like to watch a film without little horror is like to eat a pizza without the extra stuff on it. Like the sauces! - Deyth Banger
Pizza is like the entire food pyramid! - Madeline Oles
I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha - Sherrilyn Kenyon
They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths? - Greg Curtis
We can start all the organic farms we want, but we can't stop congress from declaring pizza sauce a vegetable. - William Deresiewicz
Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between! - David Letterman
An event without a good presentation is like a pizza without cheese. - Aayush Jain
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let's go! - Aubrey Plaza
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. - Jeff Marder
Sex is like pizza. Even when it is bad it is good. - Mel Brooks
I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner! - Jasleen Kaur Gumber
Well, life isn't a cakewalk, is it?! Eighty-nine percent of the world's most valuable art was created by men living in rat-infested flats. You think Velásquez wore Adidas? You think he enjoyed the luxuries of central heating and twenty-four-hour pizza delivery?! - Marisha Pessl