We can start all the organic farms we want, but we can't stop congress from declaring pizza sauce a vegetable. - William Deresiewicz
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. - Jeff Marder
They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths? - Greg Curtis
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
Sex is like pizza. Even when it is bad it is good. - Mel Brooks
An event without a good presentation is like a pizza without cheese. - Aayush Jain
It looks like to watch a film without little horror is like to eat a pizza without the extra stuff on it. Like the sauces! - Deyth Banger
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let's go! - Aubrey Plaza
I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha - Sherrilyn Kenyon
Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep dish pizza. - Benedict Smith
Pizza is like the entire food pyramid! - Madeline Oles
Despite her unrepentant aversion to Italian food, which her husband put down to her nation's historic distrust of Italy, she suddenly declared: "All I want in life is to be able to get a take-away pizza! - Julia Stuart
I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner! - Jasleen Kaur Gumber
Well, life isn't a cakewalk, is it?! Eighty-nine percent of the world's most valuable art was created by men living in rat-infested flats. You think Velásquez wore Adidas? You think he enjoyed the luxuries of central heating and twenty-four-hour pizza delivery?! - Marisha Pessl
Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between! - David Letterman
Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change? - Erma Bombeck
Pizza tastes as good as being skinny feels. - Lauren Leto