If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the Universe. - Carl Sagan
As a Christian, our existence here on earth is a sliver of the eternal pie. Our focus should be on the whole pie, and not the sliver. - Danny L. Deaubé
When you split a pie up evenly, everyone gets the worst piece. - Marty Rubin
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget. - Mitchell Burgess
Sometimes you just have to take the pie in the face. - Bert McCoy
Violence is as American as cherry pie - H.R. Schiffman
During the Vietnam War, every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high. - Kurt Vonnegut
As a Christian, our existence here on earth is but a sliver of the eternal pie. Our focus should be one the whole pie, and not the sliver. - Danny L. Deaubé
Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight. - Yogi Berra
there really is a place where kisses taste like apple pie and where stars spill like sugar across the sky. - Nina Lane
Feminism has never been about getting a job for one woman. It's about making life more fair for women everywhere. It's not about a piece of the existing pie; there are too many of us for that. It's about baking a new pie. - Gloria Steinem
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice. - Jay Leno
I went to sit in the bus station and think this over. I ate another apple pie and ice cream; that’spractically all I ate all the way across the country, I knew it was nutritious and it was delicious, ofcourse. - Jack Kerouac
A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand! - Dylan Moran
...oppression is as American as apple pie... - Audre Lorde
A private organisation may not have sufficient apple or other essential ingredients in its monthly stock, but its top brass will only talk about individual’s performance pie i.e. achievement vs target of apple-pie sales in the meeting. - Anuj Somany
We can't all be bakers or chefs. Many of us have modest ambitions. But we can all buy a piece of the pie. - Amah Lambert
Religious unity does not come so easily. It is not a piece of pie, which you can buy in the shop. It takes sincere efforts from every single human being on this planet. - Abhijit Naskar
You're not a priority if you're an option, you are a percentage. A percentage of that other person's time and effort. The size of the pie never changes, the slices do. - Tyconis D. Allison Ty
This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka! - Gerard Way
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface. But sometimes, there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie.
I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you would slice a pie - James R Tuck
Sometimes it's like you're a big pie settin' on the table, and everybody runs up and gets their piece of you. When it's over, the plate's empty.
Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie. - St John Morris
We have had for breakfast, toasts, cakes, a yorkshire pie, a piece of beef about the size and much the shape of my portmanteau, tea, coffee, ham and eggs... - Charles Dickens