Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef. - Tom Robbins
{Summertime she speaks of winter, she eats ham, but speaks of beef, got a good man but, flirts with another. She might as well go to hell, cause she ain't gonna be happy in heaven either!} - Nancy B. Brewer
We have had for breakfast, toasts, cakes, a yorkshire pie, a piece of beef about the size and much the shape of my portmanteau, tea, coffee, ham and eggs... - Charles Dickens
Mustard's no good without roast beef. - Chico Marx
Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.