SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven. - Ambrose Bierce
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces. - Voltaire
It looks like to watch a film without little horror is like to eat a pizza without the extra stuff on it. Like the sauces! - Deyth Banger
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. - Ambrose Bierce
MAYONNAISE, n. One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion. - Ambrose Bierce