School taught me how to do language, maths and science; it failed to teach me the very basics of how to keep my home healthy. -Steven Magee

They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths? -Greg Curtis

Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths. -EverSkeptic

Maths is at only one remove from magic. -Neel Burton

life is like maths, if you understand you enjoy, if you don't you keep messing more -Iraniya Naynesh