Age is not important unless you're a cheese. - Helen Hayes
How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese. - Charles de Gaulle
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G. K. Chesterton
They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths? - Greg Curtis
Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. - Billie Burke
With no sense of smell, your memories dropped like pennies out of a ripped pocket, until the past was ashes and your parents were blanks: nothing more than the holes in Swiss cheese. - Ilsa Bick
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Willie Nelson
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place. - George Carlin
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good. - Cuban Proverb
But I, when I undress meEach night, upon my kneesWill ask the Lord to bless meWith apple-pie and cheese. - Eugene Field
The cheese stands aloneThe cheese stands aloneHeigh-ho the merry-oThe cheese stands alone - Robert Cormier
Aunt Elizabeth said, 'Do you expect to attend many balls, if I may ask?' and I said, 'Yes, when I am rich and famous.' and Aunt Elizabeth said, 'Yes, when the moon is made of green cheese. - L.M. Montgomery
Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. - Regina Griffin
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese? - Charles De Gaulle
Hey Man, I'm drinking wine, eating cheese and catching some rays.
Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro? - Madeleine Urban
Every time you drink a glass of milk or eat a piece of cheese, you harm a mother. Please go vegan. - Gary L. Francione
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. - Mitch Hedberg
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese - Luis Buñuel
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle
Nothing mitigates the throes of depression like a steaming plate of spaghetti and meatballs with marinara sauce and grated parmasan cheese, with a good fresh bread to wipe up. - Paul Clayton
The love between a man and a woman acts like a mousetrap to lure a man towards a woman enticing him like a pure cheese, but is secretly tied with a strap. - Anuj Somany
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish. - Elsie Love
You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud - Annoying Orange
I don't want the cheese. I just want to get out of the trap. - Spanish Proverb
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertolt Brecht
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin
An event without a good presentation is like a pizza without cheese. - Aayush Jain
Sure, I could tell you I am no longer a lesbian or that I am no longer attracted to women and am straight, or I could even tell you the moon is made of cheese. I could tell you many things, but the moon will still not be made of cheese, and I will still not be attracted to men. - Cristina Marrero
Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast. - Jonathan Cainer
Now let's make Virginia Heffernan a man. Can you imagine the same kind of spittle-flecked rage directed at a busy working father who admits to feeding his kids Annie's Organic Mac & Cheese? - Emily Matchar
Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. - Eoin Colfer
noone knows and noone seeswe lovers doing what we pleasebut people stop and point at theseten milk bottles a-turning into cheese - Roger McGough