The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. - Mitch Hedberg
With no sense of smell, your memories dropped like pennies out of a ripped pocket, until the past was ashes and your parents were blanks: nothing more than the holes in Swiss cheese. - Ilsa Bick
Age is not important unless you're a cheese. - Helen Hayes
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese - Luis Buñuel
Sure, I could tell you I am no longer a lesbian or that I am no longer attracted to women and am straight, or I could even tell you the moon is made of cheese. I could tell you many things, but the moon will still not be made of cheese, and I will still not be attracted to men. - Cristina Marrero
Nothing mitigates the throes of depression like a steaming plate of spaghetti and meatballs with marinara sauce and grated parmasan cheese, with a good fresh bread to wipe up. - Paul Clayton
But I, when I undress meEach night, upon my kneesWill ask the Lord to bless meWith apple-pie and cheese. - Eugene Field
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. - G. K. Chesterton
The cheese stands aloneThe cheese stands aloneHeigh-ho the merry-oThe cheese stands alone - Robert Cormier
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place. - George Carlin
I don't want the cheese. I just want to get out of the trap. - Spanish Proverb
Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. - Regina Griffin
You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud - Annoying Orange
An event without a good presentation is like a pizza without cheese. - Aayush Jain
Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish. - Elsie Love
Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro? - Madeleine Urban
The love between a man and a woman acts like a mousetrap to lure a man towards a woman enticing him like a pure cheese, but is secretly tied with a strap. - Anuj Somany
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertolt Brecht
Every time you drink a glass of milk or eat a piece of cheese, you harm a mother. Please go vegan. - Gary L. Francione
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle
Aunt Elizabeth said, 'Do you expect to attend many balls, if I may ask?' and I said, 'Yes, when I am rich and famous.' and Aunt Elizabeth said, 'Yes, when the moon is made of green cheese. - L.M. Montgomery
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Willie Nelson
They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths? - Greg Curtis
How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese. - Charles de Gaulle
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin
noone knows and noone seeswe lovers doing what we pleasebut people stop and point at theseten milk bottles a-turning into cheese - Roger McGough
Hey Man, I'm drinking wine, eating cheese and catching some rays.
Cheese, wine, and a friend must be old to be good. - Cuban Proverb
Evolution is a theory with more holes than a Dutch dam of swiss cheese. - Eoin Colfer
Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese. - Billie Burke
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. - Clifton Fadiman
Now let's make Virginia Heffernan a man. Can you imagine the same kind of spittle-flecked rage directed at a busy working father who admits to feeding his kids Annie's Organic Mac & Cheese? - Emily Matchar
Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast. - Jonathan Cainer
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese? - Charles De Gaulle