Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything. - Paris Hilton
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door. - David Shrigley
Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage. - Evan Esar
In Russia, as I sat there day after day wearing headphones, listening to the interpreter struggle to make our words relevant, I wondered if we could establish meaningful rapport with a nation that had never seen raisins dance in dark glasses on TV...never had a garage sale. - Erma Bombeck
There are more stolen bikes in my garage than there are stars in the galaxy. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
I'm not going to have a husband anyway," said Laura. "I'm going to live by myself in the garage. - Margaret Atwood
Oddly, I found myself calmer than I'd been in a long while. Maybe it was simply because my muscles ached or maybe because I felt that nothing was more compelling than the stack of wood that was waiting in Camelli's garage. - Dee Williams
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. - Anonymous