I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward
With me, illusions are bound to be shattered. I am here to shatter all illusions. Yes, it will irritate you, it will annoy you - that's my way of functioning and working. I will sabotage you from your very roots! Unless you are totally destroyed as a mind, there is no hope for you. - Osho
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - E.W. Howe
Perhaps the only way for a husband to know the true mind graph of his wife is to make her laugh wildly or annoy her enough deeply; else she can hide many secrets from him all throughout her life. - Anuj Somany
The morning will come In the press of every kiss, With your head upon my chest Where I will annoy you With every waking breath Until you decide to wake up. - Coheed and Cambria
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner
Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy. - Amy Vanderbilt
I say 'girl' because I love to annoy people. I love the word 'girl'. 'Gal' is pretty great, too. I don't just want to be called a woman. It sounds like someone with a mustache. - Bette Midler
It is very important to understand why those annoying people annoy you and then figure out where that fits into your world. - Auliq Ice
The desire to annoy no one, to harm no one, can equally well be the sign of a just as of an anxious disposition. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Never annoy an inspirational author or you will become the poison in her pen and the villian in every one of her books. - Shannon L. Alder
Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures. - Oscar Wilde
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright
To annoy or piss off are light offences. I'd say if you abuse the goodness of a novelist or a writer, the truth is, he or she can kill you multiple times or cannibalise you in many antagonist characters. - Angelica Hopes
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is any thing you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing. - Kingsley Amis
It is almost always better to listen and understand than express opinions to annoy. - Debasish Mridha
It is said that the things that annoy us the most are the things that we are probably called to resolve. - Bidemi Mark-Mordi