My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck
The man and husband of the household is responsible for the way your family’s income is managed. - Jim George
Getting the poison to them is more difficult than it should be. I cannot just slip it into their food, they eat with the rest of the household, and as much as I dislike everyone here, I am not willing to poison them all. At least not yet. - Robin LaFevers
The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases. - Nia Vardalos
What a day! She had gotten fired, sat in God-knows-what, got rained on, got caught in a traffic jam, been rejected three times, and, as if that weren't enough sponged on by a mooch of an alien knight who claimed he was protecting her from household appliances.Knight of a Trillion stars - Dara Joy
...time was like a river, and I was a fish in that river, moving so quickly that the world outside my household was blur. - Alice Hoffman
HOUSELESS, adj. Having paid all taxes on household goods. - Ambrose Bierce
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else. - James Thorpe
Children will adapt to nearly any rule or routine as long as it is consistently enforced within that particular household.
No matter our age, everyone in our household knows that cooking and eating together is where the fun is - Corky Pollan