The man may be the head of the household. But the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head whichever way she pleases. - Nia Vardalos
What a day! She had gotten fired, sat in God-knows-what, got rained on, got caught in a traffic jam, been rejected three times, and, as if that weren't enough sponged on by a mooch of an alien knight who claimed he was protecting her from household appliances.Knight of a Trillion stars - Dara Joy
...time was like a river, and I was a fish in that river, moving so quickly that the world outside my household was blur. - Alice Hoffman
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else. - James Thorpe
The man and husband of the household is responsible for the way your family’s income is managed. - Jim George
Getting the poison to them is more difficult than it should be. I cannot just slip it into their food, they eat with the rest of the household, and as much as I dislike everyone here, I am not willing to poison them all. At least not yet. - Robin LaFevers
No matter our age, everyone in our household knows that cooking and eating together is where the fun is - Corky Pollan
HOUSELESS, adj. Having paid all taxes on household goods. - Ambrose Bierce
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck
Children will adapt to nearly any rule or routine as long as it is consistently enforced within that particular household.