My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. - Rita Rudner
I moved to New York City for my health. I'm paranoid and New York was the only place where my fears were justified.
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. - William S. Burroughs
I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of trying to make me happy - J.D. Salinger
Truth and justice are commonly found in the personality of the paranoid delusional - Russian, Unknown
Paranoid means you are aware of 10% of the problem - Oran Kangas
Experiences might teach us to be cautious, but never to be paranoid. Paranoia is a limiter of destiny - Mr Imbuya
You can’t write novels without a touch of paranoia. I’m paranoid as an act of good citizenship, concerned about what the powerful people are up to. - Kurt Vonnegut
Love me only for my actions, and I will grow stressed. Love me only for my body, and I will grow paranoid. Love me only for my words, and I will grow bitter.Love me only for my soul, and I will grow. - Vironika Tugaleva
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. - John Lyman