Who needs toothpaste when you have cigarettes? - kevin mcpherson eckhoff
To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste........ well played. - R.D. Ronald
She knew all the indices to the idle lonely, never bought a small tube of toothpaste, never dropped a magazine in her shopping card. - Joan Didion
Why must some of us deliberate between brands of toothpaste while others deliberate between damp dirt and bone dust to quiet the fire of an empty stomach lining? - Barbara Kingsolver
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath. - Dave Barry
I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.
There are things in life worth dying for. Toothpaste isn't one of them. - Samantha Addison, Not Another Superhero