In general, it’s not too hard to corrupt an American, mostly a matter of supply to their demand. Supply should be variegated to encourage the Illusion of Choice. Other than that they’re looking for numbness, so be ready to sedate. Drugs, booze, television, shopping, etc… - Geoffrey Wood Grimrack An Infernal Epistolary
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
I feel good about taking things to Goodwill and actually, I do like shopping at Goodwill. It's so cheap that it feels like a library where I am just checking things out for awhile until I decide to take them back. - April Foiles
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to make unnecessary purchases. - American Heart Association Cookbook
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Man invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
George Washington had a vision for this country. Was it three days of uninterrupted shopping? - Jeff Melvoin
Writing a novel is not merely going on a shopping expedition across the border to an unreal land: it is hours and years spent in the factories, the streets, the cathedrals of the imagination. - Janet Frame
Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.
If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.
I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.
She knew all the indices to the idle lonely, never bought a small tube of toothpaste, never dropped a magazine in her shopping card. - Joan Didion
Contrary to popular belief, going shopping is really about stopping afterward for cheesecake. - Bonnie Jensen
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler