There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner, offers more entertainment than the TV set. - Harriet Van Horne
I would rather see a school produce a happy street cleaner than a neurotic scholar. - A.S. Neill
In a society that prioritizes man’s health, a cleaner is more important than a lawyer. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal. - Lemony Snicket
A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. - Rita Rudner