The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him.
At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive.
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it. - George Carlin
Cocaine is God's way of saying you make too much money.
Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money. - Robin Williams
I think that everything should be made available to everybody, and I mean LSD, cocaine, codeine, grass, opium, the works. Nothing on earth available to any man should be confiscated and made unlawful by other men in more seemingly powerful and advantageous positions. - Charles Bukowski
Pina colada kisses and cocaine nipsnever lie, swear to me that this feeling is real. - Lori Jenessa Nelson
Chicken Soup: An ancient miracle drug containing equal parts of aureomycin, cocaine, interferon, and TLC. The only ailment chicken soup can't cure is neurotic dependence on one's mother.
I love therapy. I don't get the taboo about seeking therapy at all. It's exactly like taking Buzzfeed quizzes. At the end of the day, we all want to know what cocktail we are. But it means so much more when it comes from a shrink. It's like 'Ooh, I really am Liquid Cocaine! - Judy Balan
The saxophone is the cocaine of the woodwind family, the sax teacher continues. Saxophonists are admired because they are dangerous, because they have explored a darker, more sinister side of themselves. - Eleanor Catton